This is the price we pay for the loss of control.

roasy:

Eat some fruit! Pay your bills! Go for a walk! Ride a dick!

(via laughcentre)

ssjgssjgoku:

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

(via laughcentre)

insquidgy-wetrust:

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(via thatsfunnybro)

sadegg:

everyone: “but youre doing so well in school”

me: i am literally dying i dont know who i am and im a shell of myself. i cant remember one thing i did last week, everything is a blur and i some how simultaneously sleep all the time and never sleep 

(via jazeth)